The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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