remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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