you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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