We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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