it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
