Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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