question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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