U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I wish you could order shots online.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
