i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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