Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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