it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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