and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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