Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it was like eating out sand paper
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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