It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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