How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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