So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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