you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i've created a new STD.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
