that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i will never coherently bang her
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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