Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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