Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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