come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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