she woke up with a sticky ear
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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