I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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