Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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