if you like me you must not know who I am
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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