I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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