Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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