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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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