He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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