id be glad to
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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