dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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