Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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