Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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