I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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