So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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