Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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