I bet he comes in French.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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