I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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