Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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