I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Come on in and take your pants off
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