Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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