Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Is Oprah even human
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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