so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
