ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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