It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i would one night stand the shit outta him
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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