I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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