i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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