I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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