It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
high people should be assigned attendants
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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