be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
worst night to have a conscience
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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